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This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.
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9/19/2008
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Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!
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2/8/2008
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From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
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8/3/2007
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Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.
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9/1/2006
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Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.
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8/25/2006
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This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.
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12/22/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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7/22/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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6/10/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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4/1/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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11/5/2004