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Crock Croaks

Crock Croaks

The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.

 

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.

 

Merry Kwanzaka!

Merry Kwanzaka!

This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.

 

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry is a Crybaby!

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry is a Crybaby!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry Sux At Kickball

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry Sux At Kickball

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.