Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto
This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.
Chris Crocker's Cousin
Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.
Talkdown: Optimus Prime
To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.
Britney Is A Good Mom
This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.
Chuck Norris Surfs The Net
This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.
Merry Kwanzaka!
This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.
Santa Claus Is Dead
This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.
Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice
This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.
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