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This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.
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9/19/2008
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This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.
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8/21/2008
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You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!
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7/18/2008
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This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
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3/28/2008
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Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.
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3/13/2008
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This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.
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2/28/2008
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Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!
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2/8/2008
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Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!
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12/21/2007
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Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?
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7/23/2007
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We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
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6/29/2007