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Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

 

Megan Fox Is Foxy

Megan Fox Is Foxy

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

 

Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown

Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

 

Obama or McCain?

Obama or McCain?

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

 

Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

 

Batman Is Rich!

Batman Is Rich!

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

 

Amy Winehouse Is Racist

Amy Winehouse Is Racist

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

 

American Idol Is Finally Over!

American Idol Is Finally Over!

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

 

Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.

 

American Idol Is Fake!

American Idol Is Fake!

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!

 

Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

 

Perez Hilton Should Die

Perez Hilton Should Die

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

 

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

 

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

 

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

 

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

 

Jessica Alba's Preggers!

Jessica Alba's Preggers!

This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.

 
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