This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

Philip Norris gets an iPhone! Unfortunately he can't activate it, so he gives some solutions on what to do with it.

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!