NEWS
Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.
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4/4/2008
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Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.
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3/21/2008
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This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.
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2/13/2008
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This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.
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12/7/2007
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This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
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11/30/2007
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This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
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9/7/2007
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Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
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7/10/2007
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We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
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6/29/2007
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This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.
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6/15/2007
NEWS
What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.
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6/9/2007