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Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!
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In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.
Star Jones Has No Job
Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.
Britney Is A Good Mom
This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.
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