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Britney Is A Sucky Mother

Britney Is A Sucky Mother

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

 

Vegas Loves Hooters

Vegas Loves Hooters

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.

 

Bradgenlina Is Preggers

Bradgenlina Is Preggers

This week Angelina Jolie is pregnant, New Jersey has a new slogan, Pam Anderson hates KFC, and David Hassellhoff is getting a divorce!

 

Merry Kwanzaka!

Merry Kwanzaka!

This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.

 

Santa Claus Is Dead

Santa Claus Is Dead

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

 

Jennifer Aniston Bares All

Jennifer Aniston Bares All

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

 

The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick

The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick

This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!

 

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid is Busted!

Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid is Busted!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Celebs Gone Wild!

Suck My News Weekly: Celebs Gone Wild!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Fetus Spears is Born!

Suck My News Weekly: Fetus Spears is Born!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Goatse Porn!

Suck My News Weekly: Goatse Porn!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Hurricanes Are Not Funny!

Suck My News Weekly: Hurricanes Are Not Funny!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: The Apocalypse Cometh

Suck My News Weekly: The Apocalypse Cometh

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Jude Law's Tiny One

Suck My News Weekly: Jude Law's Tiny One

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Lohan Smokes The Reefer!

Suck My News Weekly: Lohan Smokes The Reefer!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Jennifer Aniston Speaks!

Suck My News Weekly: Jennifer Aniston Speaks!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 
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