Reese Is Not Pregnant
Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.
BRIT TO GIVE BIRTH TO 2ND DEVIL CHILD?
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Clay Is Not Gay?
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The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick
This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!
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Suck My News Weekly: Bush, Nick Lachey and Whores
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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Suck My News Weekly: Bush Loves His Crack-Cocaine
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