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Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.
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8/8/2008
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Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.
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4/4/2008
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This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.
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2/13/2008
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This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.
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12/7/2007
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This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.
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10/26/2007
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Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!
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4/29/2007
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Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.
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7/28/2006
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Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.
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6/30/2006
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Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.
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5/26/2006
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This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.
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1/27/2006