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American Idol Hates Gays

American Idol Hates Gays

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

 

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

 

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

 

Talkdown: Gay Dumbledore

Talkdown: Gay Dumbledore

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.

 

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

 

Clay Is Not Gay?

Clay Is Not Gay?

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.

 

Kanye West Is Gay?

Kanye West Is Gay?

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.