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Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.

 

Total Mel-Tdown

Total Mel-Tdown

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

 

Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!

 

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

 

Interview with Harry Potter

Interview with Harry Potter

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.