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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

 

Talkdown: Harry Potter

Talkdown: Harry Potter

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

 

Obama or McCain?

Obama or McCain?

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

 

News: American Idol's Little Exorcist

News: American Idol's Little Exorcist

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

 

News: The Oprah Swimsuit Issue

News: The Oprah Swimsuit Issue

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

 

Reese Is Not Pregnant

Reese Is Not Pregnant

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.

 

Fire Crotchgate

Fire Crotchgate

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!

 

A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

 

Vegas Loves Hooters

Vegas Loves Hooters

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.