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Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Talkdown: Optimus Prime

Talkdown: Optimus Prime

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.

 

Reese Is Not Pregnant

Reese Is Not Pregnant

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.

 

Britney Is A Good Mom

Britney Is A Good Mom

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

 

Fire Crotchgate

Fire Crotchgate

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!

 

A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.