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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
Views: 402
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Apology To Heath Ledger Fans
Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.
SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
The Great Suri Search
Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!
Reese Is Not Pregnant
Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.
Fire Crotchgate
Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!
What's In a Stupid Name?
What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?
A World Without Star Jones
Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.
Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.