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News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard

News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

 

Reese Is Not Pregnant

Reese Is Not Pregnant

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.

 

Fire Crotchgate

Fire Crotchgate

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!

 

A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards

Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.