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Obama or McCain?

Obama or McCain?
This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.
6/6/2008

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Vote For Me 2008!

Vote For Me 2008!
Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!
2/8/2008

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Suck My News Weekly: Awkward Jesus Returns

Suck My News Weekly: Awkward Jesus Returns
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
1/29/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
1/22/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry is a Crybaby!

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry is a Crybaby!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
11/5/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
10/29/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: Bush, Nick Lachey and Whores

Suck My News Weekly: Bush, Nick Lachey and Whores
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
9/24/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
9/24/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry Sux At Kickball

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry Sux At Kickball
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
9/3/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: February 20th, 2004

Suck My News Weekly: February 20th, 2004
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
2/20/2004

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