NEWS
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
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7/21/2006
NEWS
This week Lindsay Lohan admits that she’s skinny and that she’s done snorting drugs. Yeah, whatever Lindsay!
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1/5/2006
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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9/3/2004