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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Oops I Had A Baby Again
Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.
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