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Vote For Me 2008!

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

 

LG Tag Teams the Star Wars Convention

LG Tag Teams the Star Wars Convention

Our interview team invaded the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration, to ask fans about Star Wars weddings, crazy costumes, and Anakin's cooter.

 

News: Donald Trump Attacks Rosie O'Donnell

News: Donald Trump Attacks Rosie O'Donnell

The war between Donald Trump and Rosie "Chubs" O'Donnell is heating up. Watch Trump's response to Rosie's childish attack. An LG NEWS exclusive!

 

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

 

Suck My News Weekly: A Tribute To Dungeons and Dragons

Suck My News Weekly: A Tribute To Dungeons and Dragons

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.