NEWS
Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!
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3/23/2007
NEWS
Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”
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9/21/2006
NEWS
This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.
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3/10/2006
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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12/3/2004