Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

 

News: The Murder of the OC

News: The Murder of the OC

The O.C. is dead. Liquid Generation tries to make sense of a senseless world.

 

Anna's Dead Son = $$$

Anna's Dead Son = $$$

Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”

 

Santa Claus Is Dead

Santa Claus Is Dead

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Superman is Dead!

Suck My News Weekly: Superman is Dead!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

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