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Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger Is Dead
Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!
1/22/2008

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News: The Murder of the OC

News: The Murder of the OC
The O.C. is dead. Liquid Generation tries to make sense of a senseless world.
1/5/2007

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Anna's Dead Son = $$$

Anna's Dead Son = $$$
Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”
9/21/2006

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Crock Croaks

Crock Croaks
The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.
9/8/2006

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Brangelina's African Souvenir

Brangelina's African Souvenir
The hottest new baby – that’s NOT a Scientologist!
6/9/2006

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A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones
Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.
3/31/2006

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Santa Claus Is Dead

Santa Claus Is Dead
This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.
12/16/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
7/22/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
6/3/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
5/20/2005

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