Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

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Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.

The O.C. is dead. Liquid Generation tries to make sense of a senseless world.

Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”

In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!

This week Philip Norris unloads on the real reason LiquidGeneration is moving to Los Angeles: to bask in the God-like radiance that is Gary Booth’s Toothy Smile.

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.