Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

 

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

 

SMN: The Beckhams In America

SMN: The Beckhams In America

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

 

News: Sexy Beckham Goes Hollywood

News: Sexy Beckham Goes Hollywood

LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.

 

Bradgenlina Is Preggers

Bradgenlina Is Preggers

This week Angelina Jolie is pregnant, New Jersey has a new slogan, Pam Anderson hates KFC, and David Hassellhoff is getting a divorce!

 

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