Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006
This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
Mission: Impossible to Work With
Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.
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Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!
What's In a Stupid Name?
What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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