Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

 

SMN: The Beckhams In America

SMN: The Beckhams In America

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

 

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.

 

LG Tag Teams the Star Wars Convention

LG Tag Teams the Star Wars Convention

Our interview team invaded the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration, to ask fans about Star Wars weddings, crazy costumes, and Anakin's cooter.

 

Liquid Generation Tag Teams Will Ferrell

Liquid Generation Tag Teams Will Ferrell

LG got up close and personal with Will Ferrell and all the stars of the upcoming film Blades of Glory. Was Will able to handle our intense tag team interviews? Watch it and find out!

 

Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

 

Star Jones Has No Job

Star Jones Has No Job

Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.

 

A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

 

BRIT TO GIVE BIRTH TO 2ND DEVIL CHILD?

BRIT TO GIVE BIRTH TO 2ND DEVIL CHILD?

This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.

 

Britney Is A Sucky Mother

Britney Is A Sucky Mother

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

 

Suck My News Weekly: TomKat Plans Alien Child

Suck My News Weekly: TomKat Plans Alien Child

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

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