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Perez Hilton Should Die

Perez Hilton Should Die
Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.
4/4/2008

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Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk
This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
3/28/2008

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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?
Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.
3/21/2008

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Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

Apology To Heath Ledger Fans
Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.
1/30/2008

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SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
8/3/2007

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News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch
What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.
6/9/2007

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News: Paris Hilton Exposed!

News: Paris Hilton Exposed!
Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!
1/26/2007

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News: 2006 Year in Review

News: 2006 Year in Review
Here is our take on the most ridiculous things that happened in the year 2006. Happy New Year!
12/29/2006

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The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search
Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!
7/7/2006

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What's In a Stupid Name?

What's In a Stupid Name?
What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?
4/21/2006

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