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Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.

 

Talkdown: Optimus Prime

Talkdown: Optimus Prime

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.

 

Total Mel-Tdown

Total Mel-Tdown

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

 

Britney Is A Good Mom

Britney Is A Good Mom

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

 

Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!

 

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

 

Interview with Harry Potter

Interview with Harry Potter

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.