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American Idol Hates Gays

American Idol Hates Gays

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

 

American Idol Is Finally Over!

American Idol Is Finally Over!

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

 

American Idol Is Fake!

American Idol Is Fake!

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!

 

News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard

News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

 

News: American Idol's Little Exorcist

News: American Idol's Little Exorcist

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

 

Paula Abdul Talks Crazy On Iraq

Paula Abdul Talks Crazy On Iraq

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.

 

McPheever Cured!

McPheever Cured!

Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.

 

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.