Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

LG got up close and personal with Will Ferrell and all the stars of the upcoming film Blades of Glory. Was Will able to handle our intense tag team interviews? Watch it and find out!

Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!

The war between Donald Trump and Rosie "Chubs" O'Donnell is heating up. Watch Trump's response to Rosie's childish attack. An LG NEWS exclusive!

Those paparazzi pics can only get you so close. Liquid Generation’s News Team takes you on a fantastic voyage right into Brit’s flesh canyon.