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Britney Is A Sucky Mother

Britney Is A Sucky Mother

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

 

Santa Claus Is Dead

Santa Claus Is Dead

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Fetus Spears is Born!

Suck My News Weekly: Fetus Spears is Born!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney Humps Cat Stevens

Suck My News Weekly: Britney Humps Cat Stevens

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Interview with Britney Spears

Interview with Britney Spears

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.