Richie Sambora Is Drunk
This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores
Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.
A World Without Star Jones
Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.
Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs
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