FAT KONG |
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Slinky on a treadmill |
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Crackhead at Funeral |
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
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Make a video game controller out of anything. |
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Wheel of Fortune Fail |
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car |
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears |
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Color Vision Deficiency |
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song |
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This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.
This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.