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Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

 

A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.