This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

LG got up close and personal with Will Ferrell and all the stars of the upcoming film Blades of Glory. Was Will able to handle our intense tag team interviews? Watch it and find out!

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

LG new has assembled a collection of Rachel Ray’s most annoying moments to prove once and for all that some one really needs to slap that bitch.