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Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.

 

Santa Claus Is Dead

Santa Claus Is Dead

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Santa Juggles His Bells

Suck My News Weekly: Santa Juggles His Bells

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.