This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!

Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.

LG new has assembled a collection of Rachel Ray’s most annoying moments to prove once and for all that some one really needs to slap that bitch.

Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!

LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.

The O.C. is dead. Liquid Generation tries to make sense of a senseless world.

Here is our take on the most ridiculous things that happened in the year 2006. Happy New Year!