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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them
This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!
Holiday Savings Tips
Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!
Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown
Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!
Obama or McCain?
This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.
I Got An iPhone!
Philip Norris gets an iPhone! Unfortunately he can't activate it, so he gives some solutions on what to do with it.
American Idol Is Finally Over!
American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You
Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!
Vote For Me 2008!
Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!
Apology To Heath Ledger Fans
Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.
Heath Ledger Is Dead
Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!
Britney Spears Found Jesus
After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!
Talkdown: Gay Dumbledore
This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.
Talkdown: Interview With Radiohead
This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*
OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table
This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.
SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
Talkdown: Lindsay Lohan
This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!
SMN: The Beckhams In America
Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?
Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris
We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
Talkdown: Paris Speaks!
This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.
Talkdown: Optimus Prime
To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.