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News: A Tribute To Anna Nicole

News: A Tribute To Anna Nicole

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.

 

Kevin Feder-Lying?

Kevin Feder-Lying?

Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?

 

Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem

Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem

Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!

 

A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

 

New Year's Eve Sucks

New Year's Eve Sucks

This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.