This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!