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United States of Awesome

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America Loves Boobs

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Jessica Alba's Preggers!

Jessica Alba's Preggers!
This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.
1/7/2008

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Suck My News: America is #1

Suck My News: America is #1
Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
7/10/2007

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Suck My News Weekly: Goatse Porn!

Suck My News Weekly: Goatse Porn!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
9/9/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
10/29/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: January 16th, 2004

Suck My News Weekly: January 16th, 2004
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
11/19/2003

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