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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

69195 Views | 7/23/2009

Talkdown: Harry Potter

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

9692 Views | 7/14/2009

Obama or McCain?

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

18480 Views | 9/19/2008

Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

11619 Views | 1/30/2008

News: American Idol's Little Exorcist

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

8970 Views | 3/23/2007

News: The Oprah Swimsuit Issue

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

1047 Views | 2/16/2007

Vegas Loves Hooters

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.

40255 Views | 2/03/2006

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

51396 Views | 11/04/2005