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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

 

Talkdown: Harry Potter

Talkdown: Harry Potter

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

 

Obama or McCain?

Obama or McCain?

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

 

Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

 

Batman Is Rich!

Batman Is Rich!

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

 

Amy Winehouse Is Racist

Amy Winehouse Is Racist

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

 

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

 

Jessica Alba's Preggers!

Jessica Alba's Preggers!

This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

 

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

 

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

 

Britney Spears Has ADD

Britney Spears Has ADD

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

 

Talkdown: Vishnu Eats Babies

Talkdown: Vishnu Eats Babies

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

 

Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky

Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

 

Talkdown: Gay Dumbledore

Talkdown: Gay Dumbledore

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.

 

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

 

Talkdown: Interview With Radiohead

Talkdown: Interview With Radiohead

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*

 

Interview With Britney's Kids

Interview With Britney's Kids

This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?