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American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
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5/23/2008
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Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!
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5/1/2008
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Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.
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4/20/2007
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Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!
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3/23/2007
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In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.
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1/19/2007
NEWS
Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.
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6/23/2006
NEWS
Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.
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5/26/2006
NEWS
Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!
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5/5/2006
NEWS
This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.
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1/27/2006
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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7/30/2005