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SMN: The Beckhams In America

SMN: The Beckhams In America
Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?
7/23/2007

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Suck My News: America is #1

Suck My News: America is #1
Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
7/10/2007

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Anna's Dead Son = $$$

Anna's Dead Son = $$$
Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”
9/21/2006

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Bully For America

Bully For America
In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.
8/18/2006

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McPheever Cured!

McPheever Cured!
Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.
5/26/2006

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Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem

Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem
Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!
4/28/2006

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Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan Passes Out

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan Passes Out
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
7/1/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Alanis Betrays Canada

Suck My News Weekly: Alanis Betrays Canada
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
2/18/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
10/29/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: September 12th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: September 12th, 2003
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
9/12/2003

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