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A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones
Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.
3/31/2006

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Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
6/3/2005

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