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Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

 

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

 

News: 2006 Year in Review

News: 2006 Year in Review

Here is our take on the most ridiculous things that happened in the year 2006. Happy New Year!

 

New Year's Eve Sucks

New Year's Eve Sucks

This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Suck My New Year

Suck My News Weekly: Suck My New Year

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.