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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
Views: 390
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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them
This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!
Megan Fox Is Foxy
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Holiday Savings Tips
Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!
Obama or McCain?
This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.
Miley Cyrus In Playboy?
This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.
I Can't Afford Gas
Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.
Batman Is Rich!
You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!
Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom
Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!
Richie Sambora Is Drunk
This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores
Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.
Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto
This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.
Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You
Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!
Vote For Me 2008!
Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!
Jessica Alba's Preggers!
This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.
Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!
Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!
Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006
This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
Britney Spears Has ADD
This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!
Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky
This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.